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Cool WhatsApp Status Quotes

• I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
• I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals that are.
• Life Is Short chat fast!
• A simple Hello could lead to million things.
• Make sure the world knows your attitude with awesome attitude status and quotes.
• Save water – Drink beer!
• Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
• I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
• Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
• I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
• Life is too short to do the things you don’t love doing.
• Love is friendship set on fire.
• Am I just crazy or falling in love?
• Life goes on… With or without you!
• I plan to make the rest of my life, the best of my life!
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• Life is an art of drawing without the eraser.
• Your attitude may hurt me, But mine can kill you!
• Stars can’t shine without darkness…
• Our friends make our world.
• Life is short, smile till you still have teeth.
• My playlist can tell you the story of my life.
• I would love to stay awake just to watch you sleep.
• Being with you has made me 100% complete…
• I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
• I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
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